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In 1978, a 14 year old developed a computer program, email. Ray Tomlison created the means of it in 1971. Yet for some reason no one really used it, because my mom still tells me I should wright a letter to my friends...
Mom: You should send a letter to them...

Teenager: Uh, no... Can I email them instead...

Mom: …
by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021
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Hate email

A hate email is an email you send to someone to address hatred for something or someone.
person A: Ugh my math teacher assigns wayyy too much work! I'm going to send them a hate email.
person B: bruh same
by crispyleftleg April 14, 2021
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Anxiety of emails

Noun. An anxiety of emails is the collective noun for a group of emails.
Shit! I stepped out for lunch and got back to huge fucking anxiety of emails!
by pbmaxx April 23, 2021
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Email Hackering

A form of online forgery in which a troll or spammer uses your email address to subscribe you to numerous sites you don't recall signing up for in the first place.

They do this to spam up the email accounts of their victims and humilate them online, often to some kind of sick fetish site or the like.
"Hey Dan...I didn't know you signed up for sissy kiss."

"What? I don't recall signing up for that site at all."

"You must have fallen victim to a case of email hackering."
by MM132 July 31, 2012
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Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
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Email-Texting

A term to define the exchanging of e-mails between 2 close friends, when then are just sitting at the computer waiting for each other to respond. It means that you are e-mailing each other like most people would text.
Person 1: "I heard that Sally was email-texting with Sarah last night"
Person 2: "Losers"
by skmad12 June 18, 2013
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email reconnaissance

n. an efficient survey of three or more days worth of past emails in one sitting. This strategy is used to catch up on the important business that those emails may require. May be employed either by the busy or the lazy.
"I need to take a half-hour to do some email reconnaissance."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, I've not been paying much attention to my email for a while, so I just need to get the lay of the land and find out if there are any land mines waiting for me in the form of uncompleted tasks or neglected personal friends. After that we can go to the game."

"Weird. Why didn't you just say that you were catching up on your email?"
by somedude8000 August 28, 2013
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