Eli

Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it

Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's

by Bigger dick Lamar December 2, 2016

eli

a horrible person all around

"Ughh. There's this guy that's just such a bad person and I hate him soooo much!"
"You must be talking about Eli."

by yourlordandsavior_JOHNCENA October 16, 2018

eli

kinda funny and short as crap

you know eli

ya he is short

by 777master777 August 27, 2018

Eli

a dipshit who is obsessed with girls and is a slime bag, sleaze, shit-faced derp

"Wow that pile of dog shit looks like Eli"

by Doglifefishface October 30, 2017

Eli

A male nurse who dose male anal examinations in Gatlinburg a lot.

Eli a gay friend who is a murse.

by Rolo2006 May 4, 2016

Elis

The perfect one. Doesn't lack in any way. Intelligent, classy, funny, naughty and sexy.

Someone that's always the top 1. A very unique person which is very rare to encounter. Everyone falls for someone like this. An erotic charmer with a competent huge cock. When you find one, keep it and you'll live the best of your life.

He's Elis? Wow, I wanna marry him and have the best life I could ever have.

by CatGrayriona December 19, 2018

Eli

A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy

Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting

by ThiccyBoii February 12, 2018