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elvis

Verb: To destroy a device out of anger, usually with a firearm.

Elvis Presley was known to shoot his TV when he saw something horrendous.
"I was watching the news the other day; I nearly Elvised my TV!"
by dhpbear August 11, 2017
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ELVIS

ELVIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG YOU CAN EVER HAVE HE IS THOUGHTFUL AND AND LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOU
I LOVE ELVIS SO MUCH HE IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG IN THE WORLD
by ELVIS IS AWESOME March 24, 2020
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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Elvis Presley

The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you

Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me

Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
by greatgig October 24, 2023
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Elvis

Elvis is gay
by zezaku69 February 20, 2023
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The Elvis

When a girl sucks your dick while you are standing up shaking your hips.

Optional : also while you are singing an elvis song.
I drank so much coffee on our date and when we went back to my place I was so jittery and she started sucking my dick so I decided it would be the perfect time to Do The Elvis
( you ain't nothin but a hound dog!!!)
by Ohlalalalalala May 5, 2015
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elvis vasquez

A person that is too rough and sucks d
by JSKKGKFKFKDKD February 13, 2017
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