Elite

Is a term used to describe a person who vastly superior compared to his peers. An Elite also has the power that allows oneself to sense the presence of "noobs"(one who falls in comparison to an Elite. An Elite can also use this Elite ability of sense to predict a noob's movement shortly before they make them, therefore making the attack much easier to evade also known as "Elite Evasion". Once an attack has been evaded an Elite more likely than not taunts the attacker with the phrase "FUCKING NOOB". Another rare Elite ability that cannot be obtained by any Elite except by a superior Elite also known as an "EliteDarkness"(named after the only known Possesor of this Ability) the "Elite Intimidation". It was first demonstrated by "EliteDarkness" when he used to scare off a hoard of noobs in battle. This type of ability also grants the user to dominate or control the wills of noobs, such as making the noobs unconscious. This ability overpowers the will of noobs and knocks them out if they get too close to an Elite. As stated by an Elite "EliteDarkness", an Elite has conditions that he must follow to maintain these Elite abilities. Such as Elite Shower, Elite Nap, Elite Eating and Elite Sleep. These conditions are accomplished on a Daily basis in a certain time of the day. (eg. Elite Shower must be done by 10pm, If an elite simply forgets that he has an Elite Objective, he is reminded by Elite Supervisors also known as Parents" if it is time for the Elite objective").

Known Users: EliteDarkness can be found playing Heroes of Newerth(EliteDarknes) considered as the best Devourer player in the game, Dota(EliteDarkness),ModernWarfare series(EliteDarkness)

Honorable Mention: EliteDragon(Heroes of Newerth)
EliteDarkness is the most elite of all Elites.

"FUCK DID YOU SEE THOSE HOOKS? HE PREDICTED ALL MY MOVEMENTS AND STILL GOT WITH ME HOOKS, HE MUST BE FUCKING ELITE!" - Noob

Noob : "I wish I can be as elite as you"
Elite : "You want to be as elite as me?"
Noob : "FUCK YEA I WANT TO BE ELITE TOO"
Elite :" Well I teach on how to be Elite on weekends"
Noob : "Oh really? how much do you charge?"
Elite : *says an extremely large amount of money* (understandable as you get to learn how to be an Elite)

Noob1 : "A wise man once said lifesteal wins you games and kill very tough opponents like its nothing"
Noob2 : "That guy isnt not wise...HE IS FUCKING ELITE!"

Noob : "HELP THERE IS 5 GAMES CHASING AND TRYING TO KILL ME" *as he continues to run*
EliteDragon : "...... dude.. why run?"

by 1ColdNoob October 22, 2011

elitist

Someone who currently is or aspires for greatness (whether that be financial, or being the best in any field). Elitism is a state of mind and not necessarily tied to family lineage or inherited wealth. Someone who the average person loves to hate on because they know deep down they don't have what it takes to achieve the level of excellence demanded by elitists.

Average person: John's such an elitist! He's so damn obsessed with his business that all of a sudden he thinks hes better than the rest of us who like to sit around watching TV on the weekends with our dick in our hands.

by jackmob July 11, 2015

Elitest

Of, or pertaining to elite. Someone who thinks he/she is beyond everyone else in a dominant figure. A Person who thinks that everyone else is worthless and disabled. Elitests are believed to be smarter and more stronger than a commoner.

Elitests tend to be rude, cocky, arrogant, and very selfish; that's the combination of a elitest.

Commoner: I have such a hard time learning how to drive..

Elitest: Maybe cause your brain is obsolete you common trash!

by Anti-bser-missile February 21, 2009

elitist snob

Someone who thinks all things should be homemade or made from scratch. They think they are super creative and crafty. Someone who is against using anything from a can in their recipes. Someone who is against using anything from a box. Everything must be organic, whole grain, multiple grain, grass fed, pasture raised, free-range, whole foods. They feel superior to everyone and insult people who don’t do what they do. Because they always do everything perfect. They are so certain of their beliefs being right. Usually someone from New York City, California, Portland.

Oh, I would never eat anything from a can or box. Everything must be whole foods, organic, whole grain, multiple grain, grass fed, pasture raised, free-range. Everything I make is homemade and I always start from scratch. The food and everything else is so much better where I come from." That person is an elitist snob, elitist snob.

by happyperson12 November 1, 2012

elite

Extremely wealthy people with tremendous influence and power who benefit from fiscal or monetary policies and their personal investments. It can also refer to people who come from a wealthy family background and who live a life of luxury filled with riches and good times.

1. The Fed’s money printing program will mostly benefit the elite who are heavily invested in the stock market.

2. The elite are really the ones pulling the strings in government.

3. The Rothschilds are the elite of the elite.

by AgeOfJefferson September 19, 2014

Uber Elite

-One Who is amazing.
-One who hacks.
-One who Cracks.
-The destroyer of worlds.

The term was first invented when a hacker stole over 13 million credit cards in Australia, by the name of Casey "Acidx" Lee Williams. Who served 3 years in the Australian Federal Penetentry.
He was since known as the "Uber Elite Blackhat"

-That guy is Uber Elite.

-My gaming skills is uber elite.

-Wow Hes Uber Elite.

-Bob was Uber Elite in Soccer today.

by CharlyCracker October 8, 2008

Virgin Elite

The noob who chooses the Elite over the Spartan on Halo Live.

I just merked that virgin elite with a headshot because his stupid fucking virgin elite head is 20 times bigger than the Spartan's.

by Matt Glynn April 13, 2008