Egg on stilts

When one has skinny legs and an egg shaped body.

Hey did you see Brianna's great legs! Too bad she is so Humpty in the middle...she is an egg on stilts.

by Pantypie September 15, 2016

Peeling eggs

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.

Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.

by the lactator August 22, 2009

Dirty as Eggs

to have a general character of dishonesty or some other vague suspicious nature.

That politician is "dirty as eggs."

by mrraber June 29, 2011

Raccoon Eggs

The only YouTuber who can actually make someone die of laughter. Recently started to blow up (January 29th) And plays with others such as Fitz. He has he funniest sense of humor!

ShitBird: I never Laugh

Fuckface: Watch this video by raccoon eggs.

ShitBird: *Shits on desk*

by Xx_Gatlin_Xx January 29, 2019

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

egg van

The first generation of the Toyota Previa. Also known as "beans," the egg van acquires its name from its quirky shape. A very interesting fact is that the 2.4L Engine is located under the driver's seat instead of under the hood. Egg vans were manufactured and sold in North America between 1990 and 1997, when replaced by the more popular and less ugly Sienna.

A typical driver of an egg van usually cannot afford a newer car or is just so strangely in love with it. They tend to be either Asian, Hispanic cleaning ladies, or unfortunate high school or college students trapped with it because their parents wouldn't buy them another car. They achieve very poor fuel economy (17 city, 21 highway) and achieve only 160 horsepower (119 kW).

For those who own egg vans and really love them, here's something nice about them: They have the capable of running on vegetable oil, thus said, many upgrades and alterations are required; 4-Wheel drive is an available option; The back seats are capable of turning 360 degrees; some models feature dual sun roofs; a supercharger is an available option to slightly increase power output.

-"Aubrey crashed her Mitsubishi Galant, and as a punishment, her parents got her an egg van!!"

-"Kareem was outraged when his insurance premium went up because he crashed into a P.O.S. egg van"

-"Mommy, what the hell happened to that car?"
-"Sweetie, they're made like that, stop crying. It's just an egg van."

-"I got my license!! I can be popular in the group 'cause I can drive people!!"
-"No, you're wrong. You see, you have an egg van, so nobody will be riding with you. Loser."

-"I heart my egg van!!! It's so cute!!!"
-"That van killed their self esteem..."

by Mr. York Hunt December 9, 2008

egg fart

A rank smelly fart that makes it smell like a few month old eggs have fallen out of your arse.

I was in an elevator that other day, and I dropped an egg fart, so I tried to look dicusted towards one of the other people in there so it looked that it was them rather than me. Then I hopped off at the next floor.

by puffinfresh October 23, 2003