Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so annoying that the sound of their voice hurts worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007

Ear hustling

1. Earjacking Coming up on someone else's conversation. 2. Eavesdropping to learn something not intended for you.

Say, knock off that ear hustling 'fo you get knocked off!

by Devin O May 9, 2006

Virgin Ears

Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.

by MysticX March 19, 2010

Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

Middle Ear

Female Genitalia

That woman's Middle Ear is as tight as a mouses.

by Andrew Skilton March 21, 2011

skeeter's ear

Condition of having skeet in one's ear.

skeeter's ear An example.. skeet+ear= make a wild fucking guess.

by ThereAreNoNamesLeft July 5, 2006

EAR HUSSLIN

TO LISTEN IN ON ANOTHER'S CONVERSATION. TO EASE DROP.

GUY: Why are your ear husslin?
GIRL: What?
GUY: Listening in on my conversation!

by COP4u February 1, 2009