Eli

Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it

Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's

by Bigger dick Lamar December 2, 2016

Eli

a dipshit who is obsessed with girls and is a slime bag, sleaze, shit-faced derp

"Wow that pile of dog shit looks like Eli"

by Doglifefishface October 30, 2017

eli

a horrible person all around

"Ughh. There's this guy that's just such a bad person and I hate him soooo much!"
"You must be talking about Eli."

by yourlordandsavior_JOHNCENA October 16, 2018

eli

kinda funny and short as crap

you know eli

ya he is short

by 777master777 August 27, 2018

Eli

A male nurse who dose male anal examinations in Gatlinburg a lot.

Eli a gay friend who is a murse.

by Rolo2006 May 4, 2016

Eli

A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy

Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting

by ThiccyBoii February 12, 2018

Eli

Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.

Eli your so sped.

by Ashy04 December 6, 2018