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dumper

A dumper is both i) a cigarette recycled from another person's cigarette, and ii) a composite cigarette hand rolled using the extracted tobacco from other dumpers.
Dole didn't come through so I can't afford durries. Three more fat dumpers and I'll be able to roll a dumper. Pass me the Tally Ho's.
by ysambart October 14, 2008
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dirty drummer

An act of sex where a guy fucks someone in the ass and then pulls out and slap them in the face with their cock.
I gave Molly a surprise last night. She's normally a fan of going from ass to mouth, well last night I decided to throw in a dirty drummer and slapped it on her face.
by jmingo January 9, 2008
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drummer boy

(noun) A traditional Christmas song. The drummer boy had no gift for the baby Jesus, so instead he played "pa-rom-pop-pom-pom" on his drum.
Drumma boyz!
by Fangsta December 15, 2003
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Drummer

1. One whose musical talents are most important for one in a band. They keep time, accent the other players, offer moral support, and look sexy all at the same time during a show. Also the only band member whose instrument is physically tiring.

2. One who's good at banging, and not just drums.

3. Someone who thinks they can play drums but really can't. They are often quite stupid, and are unable to figure out when others don't want them around. They're loud, obnoxious, and give a bad name to other drummers. If you're one of these, then stop, because you will lose all friends and family due to your plague of stupidity.
1. Boy: Have you seen Rush's drummer, Neil Peart? He's so talented!

Girl: Who's Rush?

2. Boy: Travis Barker can play drums like such a boss.

Girl: He can play my vag any day of the week.

3. Boy: God whats that racket?

Girl: Oh its just Lars Ulrich being a drummer. He'll calm down in a few hours.
by pseudononymous12345 June 16, 2011
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Cryptic Dumper

VERB
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.
Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)
by jaketd12 February 22, 2010
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Little Drummer Boy

What we call the smallest drummer in our band! he is amazing and is super sweet. he is super sporty but is still short. he is awesome at everything he does! He also eats alot but maintains his skinny-ness

also the name of the best Christmas song ever!
have you seen the little drummer boy?

yeah he was in the kitchen, you better hurry before he inhales all the food!
by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011
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Dumber

Dumber (dum-er) adj. Way below normal intelligence.
by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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