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drunken mess

when your very drunk and is mess to everyone
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022
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angry drunken skunk

Yu girls passed out drunk and yu shove your cock in her ass really hard so her pussy quiefs
My girl was so drunk i gave her an angry drunken skunk
by tinyrascalsavage September 4, 2016
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Drunken Bar Fight

A virtual experience where you get to beat people up in random places but the people go to the hospital very fast
I wish I was inmortal like the npcs in drunken bar fight.
by Randomguy124 May 16, 2022
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Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!
by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019
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Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets
Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024
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Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish May 20, 2014
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Drunken Rob

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob
by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021
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