The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
Get the drunken cheesecakemug. The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
Get the Master of the drunken schlongmug. When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.
it seems possesed.
it seems possesed.
Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.
by Roxtards July 13, 2022
Get the Drunken Mouse Syndromemug. This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.
*Everyone else but section leaves*
Mike: Okay, let's practice!
*five minutes later*
Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!
Everyone else: It's about time!
Mike: Okay, let's practice!
*five minutes later*
Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!
Everyone else: It's about time!
by Bea Minor July 28, 2017
Get the drunken discussionmug. Chris had an epic drunken weekend from Thursday to Saturday where he doesn't remember shit but knows he had a great time.
by Frattdaddy July 10, 2014
Get the drunken weekendmug. The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk
by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016
Get the angry drunken skunkmug. A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.
Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.
by RandyDanger April 1, 2017
Get the drunken pharaohmug.