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The dragon prince

The dragon prince is the most bad tushie kicking show in the mother trucking planet! IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE YOU SHALL BE DISOWNED BY EVERYONE! YOUR MOTHER WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE WINDER TOMORROW ONCE SHE FINDS OUT YOUVE NEVER WATCHED IT AND SHE WILL MOST LIKLY SIT YOU DOWN AND HOLD YOU UNTILL YOU MEMORIZE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE EPISODES! THE DRAGON PRINCE CURES DEPERESSION MY FELLOW DWEEBS!
OH DANG!! I JUST WATCHED THE DRAGON PRINCE LAST NIGHT AND A WOKE UP REALIZEING HOW LONLY I ACTUALLY AM!
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Crotch Dragon

Juan was asked to come to the head of the class, but could not because his shorts could not conceal his crotch dragon.
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alaskan dragon

A girl will be giving you head, right after you finish in her mouth you blow pepper in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon.
Jenny got a taste of the alaskan dragon today.
by thejakebush May 29, 2008
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Gringo Dragon

When a guy gives his girlfriend a White Dragon and she counters with the Mexican Surprise.

In other words, when a girl goes down on a guy and he starts shaking her head in an attempt to get splurge come out of her nose, she sticks a finger up his ass ( either as an attempt to get the guy to stop shaking her head.... or for mutual enjoyment )
I don't know how to feel... I think I just had a Gringo Dragon.
by professor tightFold September 24, 2010
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Dragon's kiss

The act of inhaling marijuana smoke and then kissing another person while exhaling. The person being kissed inhales the smoke.
I gave a girl her first dragon's kiss last night. She caught a little buzz.
by DrTeeeth December 14, 2010
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Bag the Dragon

(baeg the draygon)

A. When one makes a shot in cutthroat.
B. When someone has to take a monsterous shit
C. When somebody owns a prank caller.
D. When one orders an extra large penis.
"Ya ok, 30 minutes? Perfect. Extra Large Penis?" "He just baged her dragon."
"What is that brown stuff on the lawn." "O dam, somebody just baged the draygon."

Bag The Dragon...you bitches
by DraygonBaegers August 1, 2011
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