Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.
Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.
by ebolacy August 13, 2008
Get the Douche bagmug. Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!
*Screams insanely in to camera*
*Screams insanely in to camera*
by Monster_erection January 5, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.
by Huantwothree March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. A tool ideal for dirty pussies.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011
Get the Douche bagmug. 
A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.
by acheeseface January 7, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. Douche Bag....
1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 6, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug.