dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Dookie Drapes

flaps that hang down on the back side of the Beef Drapes often getting poop on them if wiped back to front.

Bellinghams Smith Lex wiped back to front so many times without showering that the rear side of her Beef Drapes turned into Dookie Drapes.

by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019

dookie crisp

Dookie Crisp is a foul & rotten smelling fart or in other words it is when a person cracks a stinky bean.

Oh shit, it smells like "Dookie Crisp"in here.

by DabombBiaaaach December 24, 2021

U-DOOKY

Taking a crap in a urinal.

Some one U-DOOKIED the mens room again.

Did you here, about the U-DOOKY in the mens room.

by Duke Of Deuce Burger July 13, 2009

Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.

"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."

by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008

dookie diggin

Someone always tryin to dig up in your ass when your not lookin or talk you into letting them play with your ass

Silvia: " open ass hole!"
Lillian: "Dang silvia! Why you always gotta be dookie diggin!

by silvia hillbilla August 6, 2014

Dookie Bitch

a dookey bitch is someone who poops in there pants, usually in public places

Tom:Where is Kevin?
Jack: Oh, he is a dookie bitch so i kicked him out of the party.

by coolhatsguy! November 13, 2009