diced

someone so ugly that they are beyond chopped. you cant get uglier than diced

"that bitch is diced as fuck"

by ashlynnischill April 29, 2020

diceman

a really REALLY offensive, obnoxious comedian who was banned from Mtv in 1992 for foul language

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 6, 2004

doiner

A complete and total jackass who loves to talk about himself, interupts others to talk about himself and speaks very loud about themself desperately trying to seem cool when all they are doing is making a complete "doiner" of themself.

"Can u beleive that new guy Matt? what a total DOINER"!!!

by corncobb January 2, 2008

Dice

To ejaculate a load of semen

I was fuckin my girl hard till I pulled out and diced all over her face

by masterGfizzle November 15, 2009

Dice

When in a large crowd, you call the Name of someone you recognize, and make sure they know its not you. When they turn around to see who called their name, you yell "DICED!"

Most commonly occurs in Boardman High School.

Dude: "Joe"
Joe: *turns around* "yeah"?
Dude: DICE!!!
Joe: "Damn, Why do I always get diced"!?

by Avanelle March 14, 2008

doidel

A very large boil or pimple on the forehead which seems to appear overnight

Andrew: Oh my God! Check out Nate's doidel

Mike: Holy shit! get the fuck away from me its probably infected or some fucked up shit!

by Batmans Best Friend January 17, 2008