Dios

When something badass happens, another word for “godly”

Person: Damn bro i just bought 2 G’s for only 15$
Person 2: That’s dios bro

by Dios69 July 15, 2021

DIO

a zesty 100+ year old vampire who likes having sex with priests

Bro, my priest said he met a Dio last night, he couldn't believe it!

by Bisexual Weeb The 2nd February 16, 2023

Dio

Cocchi Nicoló

Oh my ! Is that Nicoló?

No is Dio are u blind ?
ps: Dio is god in Italian

by gino tua madre January 9, 2022

Dio Pinguino

A second level Italian imprecation created to call God as the bird that can't fly, the Penguin. Mostly used by the most creative ones.

"Guarda che sorca quella!" - "Dio Pinguino!"
"Look how hot that girl is!" - "Dio Pinguino!"

"Fanculo sta merda, Dio Pinguino!"
"Fuck this shit, Dio Pinguino!"

"Varda te che roba, sei inutile come il Dio Pinguino"
"Look at that, you're useless like Dio Pinguino"

by Sbinzlo November 23, 2017

PORCO DE DIO

we shout every time something goes wrong, in particular it is a typical Venetian greeting, which is done in church by exchanging a sign of peace particular is the use made of it by the Roma fans, against the Feyenoord fans by shouting from the steps a curse that accompanies the famous theme song. typical blasphemy of the antichrist (Breakfast of the Porco de dio) to be used in the presence of multicolored brucciacchiati (protagonists of IL DORIANO A GAS)

"DAI PORCO DIO! PUTTANA LA MADONNA! DIO MERDA SCUOIATO!"
" PORCO DE DIOOOOOOOOO, AAAAAA AAAAAA"
"E LA SANDORIA NON C'È PIÙ PORCO DIO PORCO DIO!

by DIO TOSSICO February 21, 2024

DIO COBRA

An Italian blasphemy used in really rare cases of extreme hurting or when dealing with serious problems. It literally means "God is a Kobra". It's usually screamed, making the actual words longer than they were supposed to be.

Dio Cobra's using Examples:
1-"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, I carramba hanno imboccato!"
"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, the police came!"
2-"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, me so rotto er dito, Dio canagliaaaaaa!"
"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, I broke my finger, Dio canagliaaaaaaaa!"

by DioSporco February 20, 2017

Juan de Dios

Juan de Dios is the most compassionate human being. He is funny and loves eating!! Juan de Dios loves girls. He likes to play computer. He is sensitive likes titanic movie.
He is handsome, intelligent and generous

Omg you know Juan de Dios? Lucky you

by Irenediamondz January 8, 2022