Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.

1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.

by LesPaulC December 1, 2010

Digiovanna

a beautiful, attractive, amazing family. They all have a great sense of humor and are extremely welcoming. One of the daughters, jess, is model material. The other melissa, is the most amazing girl in the world, but doesn't give hugs. She secretly loves rob, but won't admit it. She is really weak and needs to workout but despises physical activity. One day she wishes to pursue a relationship with frank but once again, is too afraid to admit it to anyone. She has a a wonderful friend through all the hardships of her life named lauren who is funny and outgoing and is a great friend. Beccerzzz the third daughter is a stuck up female dog but lovable... Sabrina, the youngest daughter is in love with general hospital and has a close friend marina who is a freaking boss and is cool. So where was I, oh yeah, melissa , aka blish, is so beautiful. She should dye her hair blonde though but she doesn't because then we might die because she would be drop dead gorgeous. When she grows up she will live in a cardboard box with a santa clause hat with her dreamy husband, rob. Her goal in life is to become a football playing king in space, but that will never happen because that requires too much physical activity. She showers every 3 days and the reason frank calls her "Untapped" because she has so much hidden potential in every aspect of life that she is too afraid to show. She wears bandeus on a daily basis and doesn't eat meat. ps, hers was brown.

Stranger: Who is that awesome girl over there?
Rob: Oh thats my wife, Melissa Digiovanna.

by Rob and Frank August 6, 2012

Digital Jet-Lag

When communicating with someone digitally in a distant time zone by phone, text, video chat or Skype, digital jet-lag is the feeling of being tired or fatigued from said communication and its disruption of your normal schedule and routine.

Joey: Why are you so tired? It's only 5pm where you live.
Damon: I have digital jet-lag from staying up until 3:30am video-chatting with you.

by Damonator May 6, 2012

Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.

"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"

by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013

Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.

If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard

by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013

Digital Noise

Digital Noise; Deeg'gi-tahl Noy'ze
The creation of and with the aid and or assistance of computer aided programs to manipulate conventional art such as but not limited to physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In using computer aided programs and in using them they the programs manipulate and deface the original artwork from its original renditions to create worthless heaps of bytes that cannot be nor ever be original as would be the case with original renditions created by means of labors of the heart to hand as seen in original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In all works created solely by means of computer aided programs are not true artistic renditions worthy of being considered art in the contemporary sense.

Examples of modern day artist; Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Shelley Jo V. Shuford, Picasso

Person one, I just love that artwork I saw on the web, and that's original.
Person two, Yeah OK sure it's nice but a machine aided in it so it's not real art it's just digital noise and easily copied again and again.
Person one, OK it's not true artistic renditions by conventional ways such as original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations.
Person two, You see now stop with all that digital noise and have a look at this Micheal Angelo, this is real art!

by Anonymously awesomeness! October 2, 2013

digiboo

n. an internet girlfriend or boyfriend.

I sure hope my digiboo ain't catfishin' me.

by Cruzzzz November 22, 2013