Purse Dial

A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.

OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.

by Kit Snickers July 19, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio

Bitch who finally won an oscar and showed his middle finger to the world. And he also likes yachts.

Leonardo DiCaprio: "I won an oscar bitches, so you can go fuck yourselves!!!!11 I'm the Queen of the world and nobody can drag me down, not even one direction or Larry!!!!!!11 I'm immortal!!!!111

Titanic: "No your not."

Leo: "Oh shit not again."

Iceberg: "Here I come."

Leo: *Dies*

by moehoeboe June 17, 2016

dialup

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(

- Dude your computer is slow
-- dialup
- ohhh

by nick alvinator January 12, 2005

Dial Drones

People who are addicted to talking on their cell phones

When ordering a cappucino at a cafe, dial drones multitask by making a call while they order

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Pocket dial

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family

Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed

by Savagecabbage29 April 15, 2017

Sped Dialing

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.

1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.

by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009

Leonardo DiCaprio

The cutest actor ever. He's cute, hilarious, and HOT. He almost won an award for Titanic, but I'm ANGRRRRRRRRRRY that he didn't win it.

Leonardo DiCaprio is hot as hell.

by Leonardo DiCaprio Lover March 25, 2010