Leonardo DiCaprio

An actor so miserable that he never won an Oscar

A: Hey,look.I think he'll won on Oscar this year.
B: No he won't.He's just another Leonardo DiCaprio

by LeBron1995 March 20, 2014

Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

DIAFWACUYA

Die In A Fire With A Cactus Up Your Arse

Person 1: You suck!!!!!1
Person 2: DIAFWACUYA
Person 1: That's a bit harsh, don't you think? A bit uncalled for, old chap.

by stripehusky May 31, 2010

Dickfacecunt

Dickfacecunt also known as dick face cunt

This is used to call a person who you dislike
or you may say this to someone who you suspect to have a dick for a face whilst being a cunt
Also can be used to discribe the weather

Fred: Bewbs

Drew: Piss off you Dickfacecunt

Ahh... what a lovely Dickfacecunt day it is

by Рисин July 25, 2011

dickface

Any particular person who is pissing you off at the moment. Specifically one who has dumped their nachos on you.

Steve! You dickface! There's cheese everywhere!

by Holland Oates Bitch. October 16, 2013

Dickfactuated

Struck by dick so hard you are now unable to even in any social setting.

I can't stop thinking about the dude I fucked last night, I'm so dickfactuated .

by Macki Morris September 5, 2017

The DiCaprio Paradox

DiCaprio never wins an oscar, no matter what he does.

DiCaprio creates 49 clones of himself and each of his clones and he himself are all nominated for an oscar. All 50 DiCaprio's show up and they are the only ones at the academy awards. Still, DiCaprio will not win an oscar. It will go to someone else. That, is the DiCaprio Paradox.

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X August 6, 2014