Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
by aoitodo08373 June 04, 2025
Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 17, 2022
by willywonkaaaa November 23, 2020
she is so annoying and destroyable, i hate her!
by willywonkaaaa November 21, 2020
a fat obese person, who loves saying "womp womp" from the 1900's.
he is white, but everybody calls him black because well, why not.
They can also go by Mr. Obese, Mr. Double Door or Mr. Passport To Roll Over
he is white, but everybody calls him black because well, why not.
They can also go by Mr. Obese, Mr. Double Door or Mr. Passport To Roll Over
by qt_drift January 27, 2025
by Moira381 April 22, 2024
by Jefferyepstein July 20, 2020