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Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.
Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!
by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025
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Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024
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Danish

A grown male with a beard thats sexually frustrated and jerks off at least 3 times a day, everyday.
Look at that "Danish" i dont want him anywhere near my kids. FReak
by DICTIONARYSSMART October 26, 2020
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Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.
She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.
by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016
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Danish Hopscotch

When インデックス bounces on ya nuts in a 1-1-2-1 pattern
Gettin' some good Danish Hopscotch tonight, bro.
by Terrober July 8, 2021
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Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.
Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
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Danish teambuilder effect

When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave
Nikolaj fell for the Danish teambuilder effect
by Guttilmur April 9, 2024
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