Darwin Fish

A representation of a fish with the word/name Darwin inside it.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.

Only a bigot would have a darwin fish

by Don Carl April 6, 2008

Darwin

Charles Darwin, a guy who thought he figured out the origin of life. Apparently, life itself, along with every living organism on the planet originated from one molecule of organic material, created under virtually impossible conditions and circumstances (Scientists have attempted to replicate the ideal conditions for this to happen numerous times, and have failed). He also believed that all humans came from mindless apes, and he tried to use finches on the Galopogas Islands to somehow prove that evolution took place on an incredibly massive scale... using only birds. Frankly his thinking just does not make sense, but despite many great minds in science admitting that Darwin's theory does not add up, it has become the accepted explanation for life itself. What is worse is that it is absolutely impossible to convince Darwinists otherwise. They firmly believe that the theory they worship so much is bulletproof, and will reject any evidence against it. Professors from various universities and event he Smithsonian have been fired for presenting evidence for, or even simply mentioning the possibility of intelligent design in published papers. Darwinists ruthlessly bash Christians, reject any opposition to Darwin's theory and insist that evidence is only a coincidence, and use their power, influence, and downright arrogance to protect a theory that has been falling apart for years. That's a fine example of freedom of speech and freedom of inquiry isn't it?

Dad: See those monkeys kids? Millions of years ago, you would have looked like that!

Kid: You really believe that?

Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!

Kid: You're an idiot dad

by MxTr July 7, 2010

delwin

delwin is a soft ass nigga with a good looking girl yole , he scary too if you guys didn’t know

delwin moveee before i beat ya ass

by robert rennet August 6, 2019

Darwin Test

This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.

Girl> I had my baby.

Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!

Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.

Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.

by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010

Darwin

Here's his theory in a simplified metaphor:

If you took a watch and ripped it apart, and dismantled it so that no piece was attatched to another in any way shape or form, and buried in the ground for a couple billion years, electrocuted it, exposed it to various chemicals, and let it sit, eventually, by some random Frankenstein's monster process, when you unburied it, you would have a complete, working watch.

Darwin though that happened with the first organic molecule 4 billion something years ago

No, of course that makes complete sense. It has to, or else you'll fail your freshman biology test

Darwin, as much as everyone wants your theory to make sense, I've got some news for you... You fail

by MTRCxY August 14, 2010

Darwin'd

Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.

Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.

Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!

Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .

by Rostra Maximus September 1, 2010

darwin fish

noun. a small metal fish with legs and the word "darwin" inside it, usually placed on the back of a car, partly in order to mock jesus fish and partly to show support for a cruel online scientific community known as the "darwin awards" that awards people who die in the stupidest ways

My athiest teacher has a darwin fish on her solar-powered vehicle

by chrysophylax1 June 18, 2004