tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the curse of sexmug. A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.
Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
by L^3 Society July 14, 2009
Get the Mole's Cursemug. I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010
Get the Irish Cursemug. by Picklequeen November 17, 2021
Get the Rhys Cursemug. Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
Get the cursing with crayonsmug. a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022
Get the The mullet cursemug. The strongest attack in any RPG ever. Has only appeared once in the original SNES/SFC version of Final Fantasy IV (II in the OG US release) and is only used against the part when entering the "negative zone" which can be accessed by moving up and down the stairs in "Dwarf Castle" 255 times without exiting the area. This strange dimension is extremely unstable, and one wrong imput can trigger the "Curse of Extinction" attack which will delete ALL YOUR SAVE FILES and possibly even BRICK YOUR CONSOLE. Yes, even modern day PCs running the game via emulation. However, if used correctly, the glitch allows you to skip from "Dwarf Castle" straight to the final battle in the "Lunar Ruins," so whole the risk is high the reward is great, especially for speedruns. And yes, this is canon to the game's lore, believe it or not, though this obscure glitch was patched in all future versions starting with the PS1 version. (after which include the GBA, DS, PSP, Mobile/PC, and Pixel Remaster versions) This infamous attack returns in the 2.0 version of Meteo Chronicles, also known as Meteo Chronicles R, used by the ultimate superboss "NAMELESS" which while it does delete your save, thankfully no longer has the chance to brick your console.
Guy 1: Oblivion Overdrive is the strongest attack in Final Fantasy, bar none.
Guy 2: Nah fam, Curse of Extinction is way stronger.
Guy 1: WTF is that? Never heard of it.
Guy 2: Bro, it's from the original FF4. I'd deletes your save and bricks your console, and can only be triggered by using a glitch.
Guy 1: Bro that's wild!
Guy 2: Nah fam, Curse of Extinction is way stronger.
Guy 1: WTF is that? Never heard of it.
Guy 2: Bro, it's from the original FF4. I'd deletes your save and bricks your console, and can only be triggered by using a glitch.
Guy 1: Bro that's wild!
by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
Get the Curse of Extinctionmug.