Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

by S&P23 December 14, 2016

Slimy cuccumber

When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.

I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night

by CptWondertoes August 24, 2017

Mimi cucu

An indonesian word for "Breast milk" sometimes used by younger children.

Kid: Ching chang mama aku mau want is a MIMI CUCU

Mom: Nibba go away i'm playing fortnite

by squishyloop July 23, 2018

wild cucummer

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables

Dang that’s one wild cucummer

by Dude Red May 24, 2019

Goth Cucumber

Another name for a cactus.

How much for the Goth Cucumber?

by Carla SoSassy September 2, 2019

Blended Cucumber

An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"

person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?

by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021