Crewsh bag

Someone who was once cool, but then started doing crew and turned into a douche bag as a result.

Person 1: Dude, you know Matt
Person 2: Yeah, he was cool until he did crew.
Person 1: I know man, he's a total crewsh bag now.

by N-arch January 20, 2010

crogshit

(noun) crusty dog shit.

That crogshit is super smelly! Clean that shit up!

by crogboy32 January 16, 2011

Crow's Face

The act of cumming on a girls face and then throwing feathers on it.

For Halloween Marni wanted to look like a bird, so Elias gave her a Crow's Face.

by Isharted69 October 31, 2011

cowssacre

A cowssacre is an act in the popular indie game, Minecraft, where a person will find a multitude of cows, then proceed to slaughter each one. Whether it be individual killings, or mass murder.

Miner 1: "Dude let's go on a cowssacre in the forest!"
Miner 2: "NO! Didn't you hear what happened at Virginia Tech?!"
Miner 1: "No, It's ok! This is a video game so nothing on the internet can be directly traced back to us!"
Miner 2: "Oh, ALRIGHT!"
*Gang proceeds to use their admin powers to smite all the cows*

by PlannedBoredom December 15, 2011

cowster

Cowboy hipster.

Oh my gawd, he's dressed like a fucking cowster.

by pattykake October 25, 2012

Cowsta

A large hemorrhoid located on the left side of the anus. Typically caused by innate brain cell deficiency or brain damage. Has a mortality rate of 97% and is extremely contagious. Symptoms are described as loss of intelligence and a general sense of worthlessness. The only cure is complete eradication of the body, effectively cremation.

"John got a case of Cowsta, and we had to put him down."

by The Nutcraker October 7, 2012

crocs

Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes

A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...

by Professor of Comedic Sciences May 22, 2016