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Steamroom Cowboy

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.
When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019
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Internet Cowboy

A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020
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Go Cowboys!

It’s the answer to dumb questions or questions you do not want to answer. Mostly to personal questions, but this is the answer to any serious question.
Frank: Hey Gary how do you feel about the upcoming election?
Gary: Go Cowboys!
by Thatplayer58 January 20, 2021
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Vaccine Cowboy

Someone who drive your hours or longer to get a Covid vaccination.
I thought I would have a short wait to get a local vaccination, but when I arrived at the vaccination site there was one Vaccine Cowboy after another who had ridden in from god knows where, standing in line in front of me.
by LaughingAloud April 4, 2021
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Space Cowboy

Someone, who can zone out in every situation.

They are bad at multitasking, but have thousands of thoughts at the same time.
“Hello?! Are you listening to me? Come back to Earth! You are a literal Space cowboy…”
by Space cowboy itself October 14, 2021
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Foreskin Cowbell

When you stretch your penis's foreskin into a cowbell shape and It makes a percussive sound when you tap it. Coined it.
I feel this is needing a little more foreskin cowbell.
by mildcardlucas September 1, 2021
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Sammy Cowhey

A frugal man with an absolute hog
Pfff the biggest tip that guy has given is his dick… What a Sammy Cowhey
by Wieners Cocktionary December 29, 2022
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