Anyone over the age of 15 who's only ambition in life is to play video games. Especially online, muliplayer, games like HALO and Black ops.
"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.
by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013
by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017
The distilled essence of couch potato. It takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.
Yeah, my roommates and I were couch potatoes during undergrad. I'm still so lazy that I've graduated to couch vodka while working on my Ph.D.
by Doctor Snax July 16, 2010
In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill
by Xsub August 22, 2021
When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.
I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.
by four.25 October 01, 2019
Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
by Big N64 February 26, 2009
An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.
Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.
Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
by StiffPigeon October 29, 2011