ultra-commando

Going commando (pantyless) in a micro-skirt or see-through dress.

Britney went ultra-commando and got caught by the paparazzi.

by jammygoil December 10, 2008

Command Q

(v) To end; To quit; having the power to stop something without necessary explanation; entails a sense of power and ownership of a conversation; usually said by the "one who wears the pants" to the "one who is whipped"

derived from the feature on a mac used to quit apps

"I don't want to talk about this so I'm gonna command q it"

"shut up--i'm command q-ing this convo"

"hey tiffany, it's been fun and all but I'm gonna have to command q this date."

by BrooklynFire July 8, 2010

MIR Commando

Term for a soldier who is always going to the MIR (Medical Inspection Room) in order to avoid doing something difficult e.g. morning PT, or parade.

There were so many MIR commandos that only 20 people in the platoon showed up for morning PT.

by Rob774 January 4, 2009

first commenter

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.

First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."

by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

go commando

to dress without underpants / knickers, but be otherwise normally attired

"i'm afraid I can't lower my trousers your honour, as I have gone commando today"

by disco stu May 14, 2003

internet commando

A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.

I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.

by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009

iCommander

A sad follower of Apple who thinks he can control his entire world using Apple products.

He uses a different Apple product to manage each aspect of his life.

Typically the iCommander is weighed down when travelling with so many "extremely lightweight" Apple products that the sum of their weights means he has to pay excess baggage.

iPad, iPod, iPhone, MacBook, MacChicken etc....

The iCommander is a "FanBoy on steroids" always having more of and the very latest Apple toys than his peers in any iForce he belongs to.

by blackchurch November 12, 2010