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commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.
(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro
by eneville August 9, 2010
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commando

Best Arnie movie ... EVER
Come on! You gotta like the part where he just causes mass extinction on a whole island only getting a few scratches.
by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004
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Playdough Commando

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.
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"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>
by boguk April 27, 2009
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Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.
"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."
by free baller April 3, 2010
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Face Commando

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today
by k-dub23 November 23, 2010
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Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.
Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.
by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011
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