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combat box

(n.) A formation of powerful warships in a tight formation around merchant vessels. Can also be applied to people movement on any level, such as walking, on bikes, driving etc.
In World War II the combat box method was shown to be flawed when U boats would sail under the outer warships and closely attack the merchant vessels.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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The Comcast Triple Play

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.
Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good
by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008
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combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.
we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.
by queenjane November 13, 2009
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Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.
I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!
by insne4u March 11, 2011
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comatoke

verb: to toke to point of comatose
yeah, just comatoke it dude, it's the weekend...
by henry buddha October 29, 2011
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comcasm

An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.
Dude, when I returned my Comcast cable box today I totally had a comcasm.
by jrholmes October 14, 2011
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Combat Rim

n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"

-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"

*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*

-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"

-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013
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