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pollusion

I support pollusion in my neighborhood!
by Mike D'Avino December 28, 2007
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confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.
"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."
by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009
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Callision

The result of irritating cell phone audio delay, whereby each person seems to be speaking at the same time. Each utterance crashes into the other person's, which makes both parties stop and repeat. Callision may involve many verbal pile-ups in a single call. Some believe this is a ploy by cell phone providers to make customers use more minutes, as well as sound ridiculous to eavesdroppers.
I wa . . I want to . . I want to go to . . . You know what, I'm going to just email you to avoid this callision.
by Marty Orchard March 10, 2011
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Cohusion

Cohorts that are competitors discussing business. A combination of two chorts talking about items that could be related to collusion.
Two of my former coworkers now both working for different competitors were talking and laughing but changes are they were talking about issues that are not permissible according to the law so I stated there were in cohusion.
by rssgtp April 14, 2013
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Collosing

A portmanteau of "losing" and "colluding." The term is used when individuals collude to win a game but manage to lose it.
I can't believe you are collosing in fantasy football after you got Adrian Peterson and Jimmy Graham for Jonathan Stewart and Billy Cundiff!
by JoeMoney January 23, 2014
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collison test

The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force
If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.
by Dyl Tommy December 10, 2015
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Confusion

by ONEINCHWONDER2209 December 3, 2018
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