The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.
I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.
by The ThIcCeSt NaGgEr December 13, 2018
by J-Henny8003 March 31, 2015
The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.
Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
by wtown November 14, 2011
by Swanee February 21, 2014
Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday
by teh leet wAnkzor February 24, 2008
by Julzyboy March 14, 2013
I was down the docks doing a bit of fishing and I seen the biggest set of cods lips ever. £10 per lip and £5 admin fee... best £25 I ever spent.....mmmmm Cods Lips...
by wurzel79 August 20, 2008