Coal

on the online imageboard soyjak.party, coal refers to a low quality video or soyjak that is deemed undesirable trash.

"this is the coal that is destroying the sharty"
"bro go outside nobody understands you"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

by P-Squilly January 14, 2024

Coal

A black, Yet small peice of rock. Comes in a sqaure kind of shape and used for grills.

''Amanda can you get the coal?''

by Piazr December 28, 2022

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

coal

What Santa gives you when you are a bad boy.

Hahaha santa gave you coal

by Non-Nerd December 18, 2020

White Coal

A slang name for Crack Cocaine, due in part to a “Crack Rock’s” resemblance to coal, but whitish in colour

Junkie: Yo I need to spark sumn, you got more of that White Coal?

Dealer: Yeah, I got a little sumn on me

by Walker Graves December 26, 2020