clownfish

(of an already-dominant person) To submit to a more dominant person in a relationship, most commonly used in the context of a person becoming a malewife to support their girlboss.

"I saw this pretty girl at school today. She's super tall and hot, I'd absolutely clownfish for her."

by Pspspsps (x4) December 14, 2021

Clownade

Synonym for clown show. When a group of people behaves in a cringe manner/inappropriately or communally changing behavior and speech in order to relate to a certain theme.

"Look at all these dorks acting tough ... such a clownade"

by toma_the_real_g November 4, 2022

clicky clown

The term "clicky clown" is a name given to a person of high status in a gang or group.
Also can be used when describing the noise made by small mammals when walking on a hard surface. See ich pende.

"Dude, you are the clicky clown in this here town!"
"Come here, Curtis the clicky clown!"

by Creepy2212 April 18, 2009

Brown Clown That Hoe

When a girl has a mans balls in her mouth while he sits on her face, leaving a brown mark on her nose, much like a clown's red nose.

"Yeah bring that one slutty girl over so I can Brown Clown that hoe."

by Thirstin Howell from Thirds June 10, 2009

chach clown

Someone who is not only being a chach but is also being an idiot at the same time. ie someone cutting you off in traffic because they're talking on their cell phone or doing some other task.

Mary was a chach clown when she cut off a car to get into the left lane and then went 5 miles per hour under the speed limit.

by pugmahon August 1, 2009

cunt clown

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.

1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.

by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010

hungarian clowncar

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)

That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!

by XCRRTY October 19, 2013