Clay Pot

A sexual Act when a Man has sex with someone, then takes a dump on their partners (the receiving one) chest. Then the man takes his penis and pokes a hole in the crap. This is all done before he cums, thus he proceeds to Jack Off into the now made, 'Clay Pot' and empty his semen into the hole he made.

"Dude, Have you given your girlfriend a Clay Pot yet?" -"No dude, thats freaking GROSS!"

by LilithBushura November 12, 2011

Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

by That Guy October 19, 2004

Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

by Ali May 13, 2005

Clay Aiken

A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.

Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...

by Grand Master Lego April 3, 2005

clay pigeon

1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills

That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.

by Light Joker July 26, 2007

Clay Aiken

Person, singer, actor, philanthropist, activist, role model. Inspired legions of women to regress to pre-teen patterns of behaviour. "Love of the Aiken" often cited as grounds for divorce in the United States since his first appearance on FOX television show "American Idol". Related terms: claymate, clack, OCB, waldo

Clay Aiken makes me EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am dying for some clack!
My wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter/partner has Obsessive Claypulsive Behavious OCB.
I enjoy Waldo watching at concerts.

by Maya Gest February 12, 2005

Clayez

a "clayez" is someone who has a drug problem.
It is local slang and used mostly in Essex.

"don't be a Clayez dude, get some help"

by Johnny:D:D May 25, 2008