chit chopper

A wire coat hanger crafted in a manner to allow the "chopping" of turds which are too large to be flushed down the drain.

Mother of God. Look at that Monster. Honey, will you bring me the chit chopper?

by Daddy's home August 15, 2009

Cheese Chopper

One who has extreme flatulence. The farts tend to smell like salami and rotten cheese.

Yo cheese chopper, crack the window that fart smells like rotten cheese and salami.

by Giantsandpiper May 25, 2011

jeg chopper dig

a famous qoute from Yahya Hassan, that means you want to kill/stab them

Person A: Your mom is fat
Person B: Jeg chopper dig

by Jepskii June 20, 2016

Chopped

A repetitive sound/word in a rap song, common among southern rap, often added with "Screw" and it makes for a unique variety of music.

Yo, DJ Michael Watts chopped that beat up!

by Crisco October 18, 2003

chopping the carrot

the act of vigerously biting a penis. try to make moans or groans during this. this could get a little fysty so be carefull! (:

"chopping the carrot"
girl: UUHHH
boy: OYYY
girl: UUHHHGG
boy: OYHHH
boy: baby just CHOP THAT DAMN CARROT!

by the sexy kittens April 7, 2009

Chopper Plopper

This is when someone is hovering over the toilet taking a healthy one and it comes out like tasty freeze ice cream.

I was taking a shit, had to hover over the toilet to finish my Chopper Plopper.

by crickity April 1, 2010

Chopped

Pretty much anything. Kind of like smurfs using smurf for anything.

Yo, You got me chopped.

by M-Dog Fizzle November 6, 2014