Big Chocolate

An awesome death metal vocalist named Cameron Argon, who goes by Big Chocolate. He loves cereal, dogs, simple solutions, lady in red, annoying Frank Mullen, fist-pumping, and making videos everyday. He is currently the vocalist for the bands Burning the Masses, Disfiguring the Goddess, and Abominable Putridity.

He's cool to drive.

Big C. fan: Not even!
Friend: Not even what?
Big C. fan: I hate it when people don't understand my references towards big chocolate.
Friend: Do you like it a lot?
Big C. fan: Yeah.
Friend: Simple Solutions!

by Chemical Panther April 8, 2010

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

chocolate man

A slightly racist term to describe a black male.

Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

chocolate lather

to take a shit in ones body wash bottle.

you smell like shit" "yeah someone chocolate lathered me

by stackattack January 8, 2011

Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 April 5, 2016

Chocolate Fantasy

A caucasian's desire to have sex with an African American. Wanting to go black and then go back.

Hugh Grant wasn't making a mistake. He just had a chocolate fantasy.

by Bigrick9 July 7, 2018

chocolate sniffer

chocolate sniffer - a woman who propositions, flirts with, or stalks the African-American boyfriend of another woman; usually not a woman of color, but most certainly a woman aware that the male target is currently in a relationship

Those chocolate sniffers had better stay away from my man, while I am out of town.
Damn chocolate sniffers are always hitting on my man!

by Daisy Domergue June 25, 2018