cheryl blossom

The evil red headed bitch who had no idea she was a drug heiress

Oh shit she's pulling a Cheryl blossom

by Huffleclaw June 29, 2017

Chernobyl

When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)

When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.

by Nibbler Diver March 20, 2009

chernobyl

the description of any situation or condition wherin anything extremely unhealthy, hazardous, nasty, dangerous, delicate, shatterable, scratchable, valuable, rare, expensive or flimsy- that would ordinarily have an amply appropriate or overly adequate covering or shield; is going around open or otherwise effectively unprotected in a dangerous and or unpredictable environment.

it refers to the chernobyl reactor in pripyat when it was operating. the designers neglected to surround the entire reactor with any sort of containment vessel. instead, they covered it with what amounted to a bit of sheet metal roofing and some glass. its supposed to be 6 ft thick concrete.

1. my ancient Nikon was all chernobyl today because the lens fell into some mud when i was changing it, and my camera cap was nowhere to be found. says the non-com photographer in the desert.

2. i decided to go chernobyl on that level and not input my usual slew cheat codes.

3. im all chernobyl over here because i have no skull cap at this moment, can you help me navigate this rusty knife factory?

4. sit. : the ferrari in ferris beuller's day off was chernobyl when they handed the keys to that parking attendant.

by sever'nijKGU December 10, 2010

Chernovtsi

Used to be one of the greatest cities in Ukraine when it had its large population of Jewish Russians. It was one of the main cultural centers of Ukraine with one of the largest theaters and a large amount of poets, writers and musicians. Once communism fell and the Jewish people of Ukraine were able to get out, it became a complete shithole. Bandits now rob anyone from tourists to grandmas. Kids walk down the street drunk. Many young girls are turning to prostitution to make a living. Thanks the the Ukes and Russians still left the city is a total shithole now.

I wish I can go back to the Chernovtsi of the 80s

by Kazer1212 August 29, 2006

Cheryl

A bit of undigested corn that appears in the toilet after a massive diarreah dump.

The night after the barbecue, Simon noticed a great deal of Cheryl in the toilet. "Man, I must have eaten a lot of corn," he thought to himself.

by Bazinga Girl February 13, 2010

Cheryl Cole

A person that beats up/attacks bathroom attendants.

Cheryl Cole beat up a bathroom attendant and got away with it. True Fact!

by Cheryl Cole June 28, 2012

Chernov

1-(noun)The biggest,fattest,hairiest, veiny dick you will ever meet in your life. He will never give up a chance to make a negative comment about you. He makes dicking a verb. Is also jewish, so thats one more turnoff. His ultimate goal is to be more of a dick than Hitler was to Jews. BASICALLY one fuuuuuuucked up nigga

2-(verb)When someone is acting like the biggest dick in the world.

1:Charlie:Yo did you hear that new song
Chernov: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A POSER GO DIE
Charlie:....asshole

2:Sam-Hey man I really like that girl, Im gunna ask her out
Bob-NO FUCKING POINT SHE WONT LIKE YOU YOU'RE UGLY
Sam-.....why you dicking like Chernov?

by BoredGuy546 December 19, 2009