Certified misunderstander

Certified misunderstander is a word commonly used to replace insults

Person 1: Ez haha i won stupid dumbass

Person 2: you're a certified misunderstander

Person 1: what

by StupidBlackRobloxian October 16, 2022

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021

Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 3, 2021

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022