Certy

Shortened phrase replacing certified

Oi Ben chuck us a certy road bev

by Alittleawkward January 27, 2017

Certy

Urban word for describing someone who is authorised or has experience in the streets.

“My resume is still certy”

by KingKong65 February 21, 2021

why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything

Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.

by Colt Isham July 7, 2008

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

certone

drinking for pain, not for pleasure.

"let's do this certone."

by Rob July 23, 2005

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008