Clearwater Central Catholic

The school where stuck up kids go after attending one of the feeder schools for their whole life. They think their school is better than any school even though every kid hates all of the teachers and other students

I go to Clearwater Central Catholic so Im probably fucking annoying and stuck up.

by hai mommies lol September 6, 2021

Is Pi Catholic or Protestant?

When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.

Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?

by Fasters December 1, 2022

catherine zeta jones

One of the most talented and gorgeous women in Hollywood. She is the envy of many woman because she is physically flawless, and wins Oscars at the same time. Is married to Michael Douglas.

Jane: "Did you see Catherine Zeta Jones in Intolerable Cruelty?"

Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."

Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"

by Someone8829 August 3, 2006

broman catholic

A particularly "chill" Catholic-an individual whose crucifix necklace is only visible because he needs to unbutton his yellow polo in order to pop the collar.

Q: Yo man Is Marty a baptist?
A: No man he's chill, he's Broman Catholic.

by Doctor Hate July 17, 2007

Catherine

A really really great person. Regarded by most as the greatest, sweetest, awesomest, coolest, nicest, and greatest thing thats ever happened to their lives.

Person 1: Jesus is the best thing that has happened to this world.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's Catherine.

by jboy148 May 16, 2009

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

Cathophobic

Cathophobic is spiritual intolerance through the sacrilegious abuse of Catholic sacraments.

The politically correct establishment runs around promoting same sex marriage and gay rights, abortion, anti religious programs, and anti-american agendas no one seems to be the least concerned about the Cathophobic assault on the Sacramental’s of the Catholic Church.

by Thomas J. Serafin March 22, 2009