Blumpkin catcher

It eliminates the need for a toilet when receiving a blumpkin

That shawty or there is a blumpkin catcher

by Beastmode#3 June 17, 2018

baseball catcher

Fatass who can't play the infield and is the coaches son

Scott york is a baseball catcher

by Hffjrshhdhdhd May 6, 2018

Dream Catcher

Another name for a maxi-pad used on fat, ugly, undesirrable women since her dream's of having a child is just and always will be a dream

look at that ugly chick buy some dream Catchers, and extra abbosrbant too!

by T.S.14 January 24, 2010

batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.

If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.

by QuacksO April 3, 2019

Batchelor

a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes

OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor

by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011

Dream Catcher Hands

Blistered or calloused hands from making dream catchers.

That cherokee woman has dream catcher hands.

by SmallTownLez October 8, 2011

Cum Catcher

Low end motel bedspread

The flower Cum Catcher at the "Motor Inn Motel" hadn't been washed in 3 years.

by seamen sponge July 7, 2011