They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022
Get the Capital Onemug. A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)
I did not have the money to afford to pay bus fair to go to church so I expressed my religion via Capital Immunity to avoid the fair.
by TheWon(one) October 24, 2017
Get the Capital Immunitymug. Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”
Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”
Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”
by A total slag February 23, 2023
Get the Capital Fuckedmug. Slang for upper case.
by The world's just somthing else March 20, 2021
Get the Capital casemug. transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms
Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"
Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"
by mddx July 28, 2023
Get the pseudo-capitalismmug. On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.
The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits
by DrShamrock July 2, 2023
Get the finnish capitalismmug. by omgitsme23 August 28, 2017
Get the Capital Typermug.