Canada

A large open piece of ocean because Canada doesn’t exist

Canada just doesn’t exist

by Phoenix the primagen October 19, 2020

Canada

The colder version of America. Where we have pet polar bears and sleep in igloos.

"wait... Is Canada even real?"

-an American

by weegi bord May 9, 2018

Canada

Something that is not real.

"Daddy, theres a monster under my bed."
"Jimmy, it's just like Canada- Not real."
"But we are Canadian."
"Shhh."

by AOOOOGGGHHHAA October 21, 2019

Canada

A Mythical land where everyone is nice

Canadian 1: Canada is the best! We are all so nice!
Canadian 2: Sad our land doesnt exist

by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019

Canada

A country that is large, good-looking, and bloody well cold. The citizens of that country are constantly apologizing, and tobaggoning, and going to Tim Hortens, and playing hockey, and saying "Eh".

Yeah, I'm from Canada, Eh.

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018

Canada

means village in uhhhh, Huron-Iroquois language. Consists of Quebec, Ontario, British Colombia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nunavut, North-West Territories, and Yukon. Official languages are French and English. Oh, and we don't ride on polar bears, and not all of us say "eh" or "ey"

signifie village en uhhhh, langue huron-iroquoise. Comprend le Québec, l'Ontario, la Colombie Britannique, l'Alberta, la Saskatchewan, le Manitoba, l'Île-du-Prince-Édouard, la Nouvelle-Écosse, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, le Nunavut, les Territoires du Nord-Ouest et le Yukon. Les langues officielles sont le français et l'anglais

Hey Google, what are Canada's 13 provinces and territories?

by Wonder(ous) December 4, 2018

Canada

Some mythical place that is supposedly above 'Merica. They say that they drink maple syrup on everything and love poutine.They love to ride moose or they call them meese. There national anthem is probably about maple syrup.There national animal is something that is called a beaver that ma exist we are not fully sure. They say that they are very kind and will have battles at the grocery store for who will pay. they say eh or a depending on which story you believe. they celebrate Thanksgiving on a different day then 'Merica, and said to be the second largest country.

Guy:1 "yo have u heard of the legend of Canada?
Guy:2 no what is it

Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.

by Daggermaster9900 December 6, 2018