cable

the size of your penis

I got A HUGE cable

WOW your cable is so big

by scottfree October 20, 2006

cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

cable-guyed

When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.

The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.

by Jon Larsen May 28, 2008

Callea

To have sex with a girl and be so unbelievably whipped after just one nut that you lose some manhood

Yo, Darren callead last night after he scored with that tramp he was such a little bitch

by Jacobyshaddow March 26, 2017

cailea

Fucking wild

Man did you see cailea at the party last night she's fucking wild

by Quagsky June 1, 2018

fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 2, 2018

cable

The next thing Lanzer will take over... Also good for watching porn.

NBC or the "adult" channel your parents won't let you watch.

by Chi and Alchemist Zeal June 11, 2005