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Your. Shoes are certii
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Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.
Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
by txmx April 4, 2006
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Playboi Carti

eminem: *reads a whole dictionary in 10 seconds*

Playboi carti: bih!+* SlaTT+* Wha~~?
by slatt🦋🦋🦋 December 20, 2021
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Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.
Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.
by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008
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Certification Practice Statement

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates
Certification Practice Statement, communal document Certification, authority, issuing, renewing, revoking,validating, Electronic,
by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013
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Cortini

Cortini

A girl who is bright, bubbly, and always smiling. Everyone who meets her is reeled into her optimistic personality and her big beautiful eyes of love. Easy to love, impossible to forget. A true angel from above. Although Cortinis have their state of bitch, it's usually for a good reason. A very strong girl mentally, and strong emotionally. That "one girl who got away." The best friend to have; the best shoulder to cry on.

My true love; my everything.
(1.) Wow, I wish my girlfriend was a Cortini. Their perfect.
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synonyms: perfection love happiness loyal strong.
Cortini is a GREAT GAL
by PEWDIEPIE April 10, 2013
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Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?
by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016
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