Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.

The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!

by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020

buttholefuck

a buttholefuck is a activity that results in a form of getting fucked in the ass

for instance James.Charles fuckes people in the ass this in known as buttholefuck

by Zachary/ Thomas w February 16, 2021

windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011

chimichanga butthole

The excretion of fiery, explosive diarrhea after one has ingested massive amounts of Taco Bell.

Guy #1: Dude we shouldn't of had so much Taco Bell!

Guy #2: You're telling me, I still have a terrible case of the Chimichanga Butthole.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

belly butthole

A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.

He has a navel so deep and smelly, it's more like a belly butthole than a belly button.

by mcdisease August 19, 2015

chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.

Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017

internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.

Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"

by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018