Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

by CaptainScorpio December 07, 2007

Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

by Phr0s7 April 05, 2003

Two flush and brush

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

by chope May 22, 2009

yellow toilet brush

a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan

damn, going to need to use the yellow toilet brush to get that off...

by danielz666 September 14, 2006

brush your shoulder

when you brush ya shoulder off you forget about the "dirt" you just confronted

when the cops harrass ya for slanging llelo
when the dont find none you stand up and brush ya shoulders off

by James White July 10, 2004

rusty finger brush

The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams

My wife loves my rusty finger brush. The rustier the better.

by loverofallthingsrusty August 14, 2015

flipping a scrub brush

(Verb.) The act of pulling one's pants, underpants, bottoms, leggings, etc. low enough to expose a mass of pubic hair resembling steel wool, or similar kitchen and dish cleaning materials.

"I thought he wanted me to suck his dick, but he ended up flipping a scrub brush in my face."

by theblackthunder September 05, 2014