Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio July 22, 2008
Get the Occam's Toilet Brushmug. This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
Get the Brushing your teethmug. The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.
"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
by chope May 22, 2009
Get the Two flush and brushmug. by danielz666 September 18, 2008
Get the yellow toilet brushmug. when the cops harrass ya for slanging llelo
when the dont find none you stand up and brush ya shoulders off
when the dont find none you stand up and brush ya shoulders off
by James White July 9, 2004
Get the brush your shouldermug. As seen in Pride & Predjudice:
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"
by PrivateGuy November 27, 2012
Get the yellow bog brushmug. The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams
by loverofallthingsrusty September 20, 2015
Get the rusty finger brushmug.