Ice your boner

When one of your friends gets to excited and they need to calm down.

John: You ready yet let's go!
George: Bro, ice your boner i gotta roll this joint first.

by Cruz Johnson September 14, 2010

It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.

mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"

by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012

hate-boner

noun-having so much hatred towards something or someone that it initiates an erection.

I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.

by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

boner

Another name for erection

I was sitting in social studies doing my work then my crush Ashley got up and bent over the desk in front of me. I sat there staring at her ass and didn't realize I had a big boner. She sat back down and looked at me and smiled then turned around. I looked down at my boner and bit my lip. Thank goodness I was in the back of the class. I unzipped my zipper and took my boner out. I looked to see if there was anyone looking and slowly started jacking off. I moaned softly and the teacher stared at me for a moment then looked down. I went back to jacking off but then my hand gir tired. I rubbed it with the desk and bit my lip. I had so many waves of pleasure go thru me then I came under the desk with a loud moan and everyone stared at me.

by mlpgod June 9, 2017

boner bomb

Anonymously mailing someone a tube containing glitter, phallic-shaped confetti, and a spring-loaded penis via a service like bonerbomb.com.

"I just got boner bombed! There is glitter and tiny penises all over the place!"

by Pubis Von Poopenburg III October 22, 2015

Urethra Boner

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019

International Boner Scale

Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:

1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.

In England:

Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"

En France:

Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."

by shanghaiunderground September 10, 2009