by Philly Brixton January 07, 2024
by phoenixislemons February 20, 2018
Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.
by angrytaco January 12, 2022
The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one
Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks
Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
by Ling the ming August 12, 2012
The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.
by Don'tgotoBerkley February 19, 2019
Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.
by thesweggerman2.0 May 25, 2018
OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*
by 555nate555 November 28, 2022