Bonk

When something is so terrible it's like being smashed in the face egregiously.

Did you hear the new P Diddler album? That fool is hella bonk

by Philly Brixton January 7, 2024

Bonking

Making oneself enraged targeted at the aggressor personally.

Furious mad

Man you’re really bonking me off!

by Epic Publishing June 14, 2020

bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 12, 2022

bonk

Another word relating to having sexual intercourse with someone.

“Hey bro do you wanna bonk?”
“hell yeah”

by paeu January 31, 2020

bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018

Bonk Bonk

Hitting someone hard on the head.

He's so annoying that I want to bonk bonk him on his head.

by red he February 12, 2024

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024